Welcome To The WHS Headliner

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Boston DeMello

Born in a log cabin in rural Montana to a farmhand and a dockworker, Boston DeMello always dreamed of living the star studded life of a Midwestern senator. After purchasing this domain in late 2026, Boston became an integral part of the Headliner family, effectively the Jeffrey Epstein to Babbitt’s Les Wexner.

Parker Babbitt

Parker Babbitt has been in the Westport school system since preschool. In late 2025, his junior year, he created the Boston DeMello Instagram account. Though short lived, it would be revived a few short months later. The WHS Headliner came from a crudely-edited parody of The Onion, satirizing Westport’s “Random Bullshit Award.” With a very enthusiastic reaction from Boston, Parker resurrected the Boston DeMello Instagram account and rebranded it to make The WHS Headliner we know and love today.